Kids Say the Darndest Things: Episode 34

Overheard while the boys were watching Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules.

Girl in movie: ?Kiss, kiss.?

Dante: ?EW! Kiss, kiss! That?s disgusting!?

Dorian: ?Maybe not.?

Dante: ?Would you kiss that girl??

Dorian: ?Yeah.?

Dante: ?You are so DISGUSTING!?

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Dante: ?Mama, can you do me a favorite and help me tie my Batman cape??

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Dante: ?Hey, look! I?m turning brown like Papa!?

Me: ?Hon, that?s dirt. You need a bath.?

Dante: ?No, it?s the same color as Papa. I?m gonna be the same as him.?

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Dorian: ?Wait a minute! I thought we were going to YOUR doctor to check the baby!?

Me: ?No, you?re the one who?s sick, we?re taking you to your doctor.?

Dorian: ?That?s not fair, you didn?t tell me that, I thought this was for the baby. I don?t want to see my doctor!?

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Dorian and I were having a discussion about how I can?t always play with him because I have to work.

Me: ?Welcome to Mama?s world.?

Dorian: ?Welcome to real life.?

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