Kids Say the Darndest Things: Episode 34
Posted on January 26, 2012 - Filed Under Kids | Leave a Comment
Overheard while the boys were watching Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules.
Girl in movie: “Kiss, kiss.”
Dante: “EW! Kiss, kiss! That’s disgusting!”
Dorian: “Maybe not.”
Dante: “Would you kiss that girl?”
Dorian: “Yeah.”
Dante: “You are so DISGUSTING!”
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Dante: “Mama, can you do me a favorite and help me tie my Batman cape?”
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Dante: “Hey, look! I’m turning brown like Papa!”
Me: “Hon, that’s dirt. You need a bath.”
Dante: “No, it’s the same color as Papa. I’m gonna be the same as him.”
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Dorian: “Wait a minute! I thought we were going to YOUR doctor to check the baby!”
Me: “No, you’re the one who’s sick, we’re taking you to your doctor.”
Dorian: “That’s not fair, you didn’t tell me that, I thought this was for the baby. I don’t want to see my doctor!”
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Dorian and I were having a discussion about how I can’t always play with him because I have to work.
Me: “Welcome to Mama’s world.”
Dorian: “Welcome to real life.”
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