Kids Say the Darndest Things: Episode 36

Dorian: ?So, I have a new baby sister.?

Me: ?No, you have a baby brother.?

Dorian: ?Yeah, I?m pretending he?s a girl because I wanted a sister.?

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Dorian: ?Dante, leave me alone!?

Dante: ?I?m Felipe.?

Dorian: ?No, you?re not. You?re Dante, stop bugging me.?

Dante: ?Nope, I?m Felipe now.?

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Dorian: ?What? Why is there only ONE baby? We need one for me and one for Dante.?

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Dante: ?HEY! That baby just SMILED at me!?

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Dorian helped me by distracting Dominic with a toy while I was making dinner.

Me: ?Thank you, Dorian, that really helped! You calmed him down for me.?

Dorian: ?Yeah, I?m super awesome!?

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Dante: ?Mama, the baby doesn?t like you because he only sleeps when you see him. He likes me. He likes to wake up and see me, but not you!?

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Danteplaying a computer game. ?I winned!?

Dorian: ?Yeah, but you almost lost.?

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Dante: ?Mama, how can I help you today??

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