Kids Say the Darndest Things: Episode 38

Dorian: ?If we get another baby brother, they would probably fight.?

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Dorian: ?I really love this baby when he?s awake, but not so much when he?s sleeping.?

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Dante: ?It?s so cold! It must be Christmas.?

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Dorianplaying with Dante outside ?We are doomed. It is our destiny to destroy the city, so we better hurry up before we die.? (I don?t know WHERE he gets this stuff!)

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Dorian: ?Dominic really loves Lego! He smiles every time I show it to him.?

Me: ?Well, keep it away from him, because he could choke on it, there?s a lot of small pieces.?

Dante: ?He won?t eat it!? holds a Lego man in front of the baby . . . Dominic tries to eat it. ?Oh. Ok, no Lego for you, baby!?

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Dorian: ?Mama, if I can?t fit a toy in my mouth, then Dominic can?t choke on it, right??

Me: ?Right.?

Oops, now they try to fit everything in their mouths before giving it to the baby. :S

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Dorian: ?OH NO!?

Me: ?What??

Dorian: ?Dominic fell asleep! I wanted him awake!?

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Dorian: ?Hey, Mama, I think you said something about popcorn . . . ?

Me: ?Yes, I did.?

Dorian: ?So . . . I was thinking, I like popcorn.?

Dante: ?I like popcorn, too. Can we have popcorn??

Me: ?Sure.?

Dorian: ?I was thinking, I also like Pepsi . . . ?

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On the weekend . . .

Dante: ?When do we do school again??

Me: ?On Monday.?

Dante: ?Oh. That?s a really long time.?

Me: ?It?s two days, see?? Pointing out the days on the calendar.

Dante: ?I can?t wait two days. Can I do this schoolbook now??

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Me: ?We?re going to visit some friends tomorrow, they have twin boys and a new baby, too.?

Dorian: ?Twins? Like they?re the same? Like 6 and 6??

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