Kids Say the Darndest Things: Episode 39

Dante: ?These eggs are really small. And these ones are big. I think they?re growing.?

Me: ?Well, some chickens are smaller and lay smaller eggs, some are bigger and lay bigger eggs. The eggs aren?t still growing.?

Dorian: ?What a great idea!?

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Dante: ?Mama, Shorty (in-laws? dog) was trying to bite me and I told him to stop. I am not a toy! I am not food! I am not for biting!?

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Dante: ?That lady is just like you!?

ME: ?She kinda looks like me, huh??

Dante: ?And she?s really old.?

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Dorian: ?I have 24 seconds to grow up!?

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Dorian: ?Mama . . . I?m really sorry about the eggs.?

Me: ?What happened to the eggs??

Dorian: ?Um, they?re broken.?

Me: ?Oh??

Dorian: ?Well, I was killing flies and there was a fly on the egg . . . I?m really sorry.?

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Dorian: ?You have to use your (intestinos) intestines for this part of the game, Papa.?

Irving: ?You mean (instintos)  instincts, not intestines.?

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