Kids Say the Darndest Things: Episode 54

Dorian: “Two more sleeps til Christmas!”
Me: “I’m not ready!”
Dorian: “Well, I guess if you need more time we can make it four sleeps.”
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Dante: “Look at this! I took off all the tape, therefore, I can see the stripes on the tape ring.”
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Me: “My brain is GONE today.”
Dorian: “Wait, you don’t have a brain? Shouldn’t you be dead?”
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Dante: “I don’t like other babies. I like this one. He has a new face. It’s new, but it’s cute and I really love him.”
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Dorian: “Could you please draw a zombie and then cut it out for me? I tried to cut and cut and cut people out and I just cut them all to pieces.”
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Dorian: “I hate school.”
Me: “Let’s not say hate about anything to do with school, ok?”
Dorian: “I really dislike school.”
Me: “Ok. We’re going to be making volcanoes today.”
Dorian: “Well, I LOVE this kind of school!”
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Me: “Dorian, can you please put your seatbelt on?”
Dorian: “I can’t. You do it.”
Me: “I think you can if you try.”
A minute later, Dorian: “Oh my goodness! I did it! I had no idea I could do this. It must be because I’m older now. I just had to wait until I was seven.”

One thought on “Kids Say the Darndest Things: Episode 54

  1. Your kids are so funny. It is so great that you do these episodes, not only does it give all of us a good chuckle, but for later you will cherish it.

    love to you!
    Kimmie

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