Kids Say the Darndest Things: Episode 67

Dante: “Mama, this jam is all lickyish.”
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Dorian: “I have a HUGE attitude, don’t I?”
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Dominic: upon finding some spilled water “Uh oh! Water goed!”
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Me: “Why is your face dirty? What did you eat?”
Dominic: “What eat.” holds up cereal.
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Dorian: “We were trying to build a robot. It’s not really working. We could make it come alive, but we’d need instructions. How do you build a robot?”
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Me: “We’re going to put a wooden door on the laundry room.”
Dorian: “That’s no good. A wooden door won’t stop the zombies. We need a metal one!”
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Dorian had shared some of his juice with Dominic.
Dominic: “More!”
Dorian: “No, I already gave you some. That’s it. No more.”
Dominic: “Solo un poquito!” (just a little bit!)
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We saw an ad for Barbies where they posed five Barbies with a Ken doll at either end.
Dorian: laughing “That’s ridiculous! Those guys can’t marry ALL those girls!”

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