Kids Say the Darndest Things: Episode 68

Dominic: “I so cute!”
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Dante: listening to Dorian’s chest with a stethoscope “Your heart is still there, Dorian.”
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Dominic: checking Dante’s ear with the thermometer which has a little happy face if your temp is normal and a sad face if you have a fever. “It’s happy! You fine.”
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Dante: from outside “MOOOOOOOOM! Dorian’s bugging me!”
Dorian was sitting beside me, in the house, going through toys.
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Dominic now sleeps on a low bed between Irving’s bed and mine, so in the wee hours of the morning, it’s not uncommon for him to climb into bed with one of us. Early one morning, he chose my bed.
Dominic: “Mama. Mama. Mama.”
Me: “What?”
Dominic: “So cold!”
I let him into the bed.
Dominic: “I saw cat!” pointing at the wall outside.
Me: trying to sleep. “Lovely.”
Dominic: Snuggling against me, “Poop. So much poop. Every day, poop.”
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Me: “Are you so cute?”
Dominic: “Si.”
Dante: “Well, he’s not so cute when he hits me!”
Dorian: “Yeah, he’s not at all cute when he tries to hurt us.”
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Dominic was playing somewhere outside and I was indoors.
Me: “Domi?”
Dominic: “Yeah?”
Me: “Just seeing what you were doing.”
Dominic: “Good. Doing good.”
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Dante: “Do you need this flour, Mama?”
Me: “No, why? What do you need it for?”
Dante: “Potions, of course!”
Me: “Okay. Go for it.”
Later
Dante: “Okay, my potions are setting up. Please don’t touch them.”
Me: “What are you expecting them to do?”
Dante: “Nothing yet. Later I’m going to put them together and there will be a big explosion.”
Me: “An explosion? What is going to make them explode?”
Dante: “Salt. It’s very explosive.”
Me: “Hmm, we’ll have to see how that works, huh?”
Dante: “Yeah. I’ll try it away from the house.”

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