Kids Say the Darndest Things: Episode 92

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, but I keep collecting things the boys say, so here you are!

Dorian: “Dominic was brushing his teeth and it all went horribly wrong.”
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Dominic: watching a Paw Patrol episode with an avalanche, “Hey, Mama, do people gotta watch out for snow? Like it can fall on them?”
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Dante was curious about Down Syndrome, so we looked up some information and watched some videos on it.
Dante: “Was anyone in our family born with Down Syndrome?”
Me: “No.”
Dante: “Was I born with it?”
Me: “No, you’d know if you were.”
Dante: “Well, that’s too bad. I would have been so much cuter.”
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Overheard in the living room.
“Are you my mummy? Are you my mummy?” in a British accent, followed by, “STOP IT! You’re creeping me out!”
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Dominic: “Mama, my hot chocolate just turned cold. That means I can call it cold chocolate!”
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Me, muttering to myself: “Meh, it doesn’t even matter.”
Dominic: “Well, that’s not very positive!”
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All three boys: running around the house wildly, screaming, “BAD WOLF! BAD WOLF!”
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Dominic: “I’m tired. I need to sleep.” (At 6:20)
Me: “Okay.”
Dominic: “I can’t move, because of my legs.”
Me: “Are your legs tired?”
Dominic: “Yes. And my neck. And my hair.”
Me: “Your hair is tired?”
Dominic: “So tired. I have to sleep now. Turn off the light, please.”
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Dante: “Yesterday, Papa bought me a Ting and my stomach said, “Don’t drink it!” And I did and my stomach was all, “DON’T! DON’T! DON’T!” so I listened to it and put the Ting in the fridge and today my stomach remembered it was in there and said, “Now can I have some Ting?”
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Dominic: “MAMA! There’s an ant in my tea and that means there’s a dead body in my tea! I can’t drink this!”
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Dorian: “She’s carrying baby weight still. Just like you.”
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Dominic, holding some of my oils, “Why is this one bigger?”
Me: “This is 5 mL and this one is 15.”
Dominic: “Well, this one has an F, so that’s actually Fifteen.”
Me: “No, it’s Frankincense. That starts with F, too.”
Dominic, sniffing peppermint oil: “Oh, this one tastes like fire!”
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Dominic was reading before bed. “A man sat on a ram. That ram . . . AGAIN WITH THE RAM?”
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I said something about having to pay for something I didn’t really want.
Dante: “Oh, that’s brutal!”
Dorian: “No, it’s not. Brutal is like when someone chops someone up with a chainsaw.”
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Dominic: “Mama, how do I write ‘Paw Patrol’ on Youtube? I typed two P’s but that didn’t work.”

One thought on “Kids Say the Darndest Things: Episode 92

  1. “There is a dead body in my tea.” Could he possibly be any more melodramatic? Wahahaha!
    And then: “Again with the RAM?!” That sounds so Guatemalan.
    That kid is a hoot!

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