Where Does This Stuff Come From?!?

Posted on June 30, 2008 - Filed Under Mom Stuff | 1 Comment

It´s crazy, the things that come out of your mouth when you become a parent. A few examples from our house this past weekend:

“Feet don´t go in the popcorn.”
“Suffocating your brother is NOT ok!”
“Careful, don´t fall out the window.”
“Cornflakes don´t belong in your nose.”
“Cornflakes don´t belong in your ear.”
“They don´t belong in your brother´s nose or ear, EITHER!”
“What is Barney doing in the sink?”
“Don´t spit in your brother´s face, please.”
“YAY! You had a poo!”

Stuff no one tells you about becoming a mom. You WILL start to spout bizarre phrases.

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One Response to “Where Does This Stuff Come From?!?”

  1. Tishia Lee on July 2nd, 2008 10:12 am

    I love the last one. My son is almost 10 now but I remember the days where I got excited over poo and big boy potty. LOL

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