Words Every Child Needs to Know
Posted on February 28, 2010 - Filed Under Guatemala, Homeschool, Kids | 10 Comments
I bought a set of Ben 10 flashcards for Dante the other day. They are for shapes and colors and since he is a HUGE Ben 10 fan, I figured we could use that and he could do a little “school” too sometimes.
Here’s the outside of the box . . .
You’ll notice that these are shape and color flashcards. And so they were, though minus the Ben on the color side.
However, on the OTHER side of the flashcards, there were words. Apparently, you can use the cards to teach your kids important words, as well . . . a dual purpose deck. Except . . . they’re a little off.
Take these cards for example:
Running is fine, but I’m not sure “cool” and “defensive” are on my vocabulary list of must-know words.
But at least the pictures matched the words and were fairly recognizable. Look at these ones:
I’m thinking you’d be hard pressed to tell your kid that the “fierce” card wasn’t a monster . . .
But then it got weirder.
Nothing said “Honest” to me like a big monster sticking his chest out. And kicking? I always kick while taking a knee!
Then, the very last card in the deck. It defies explanation.
Huh?!?
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HAHA made in asia? most funny stuff here in australia is made in asia. makes for some hilarious user instructions.
Hahahaha!!! CHONG?! Heeheehee!!! Those are awesome!
hahahahaha, def. an lol moment. Chong?? You ought to submit this to Engrish.com, lol.
Good Lord! Who made them?
Nothing like confusing the issue is there??? How they came up with the idea that whilst learning “Red Circle”, a little child also needs to learn “Defensive” and “Queuing” is beyond me!
Chong, well, of course. Everyone know that the sound you hear when your arm breaks off at the elbow and goes flying across the room. Chong, will chong, chonging, etc.
My husband just laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes. Thank you for sharing
ha, I meant: my husband “and I”
Ha! Just try to assemble anything that has instructions in “Engrish”. I agree with Kathleen: be sure to submit these!